Thank you, and welcome to my homepage. Please accept my apologies for any debauchery or douche-baggery suffered in my presence. Although the sole heir to the CircleMeat fortune, I'm apt to forget my noblesse oblige. For any questions, comments or concerns, please email im@innocentmandrake.com, where my caretaker will scold me accordingly for any reported transgressions. Until then, I am, Innocent.